I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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