KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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