I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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