Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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