i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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