i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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