Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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