I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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