therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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