Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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