just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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