He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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