and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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