i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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