Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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