the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
false alarm. still invincible.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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