There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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