Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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