it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I will die if light touches me.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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