i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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