doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You are a genius and a whore.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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