my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Found your dick twin last night
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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