He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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