why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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