that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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