I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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