I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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