After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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