I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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