it wasn't lemon gatorade
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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