is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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