real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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