ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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