stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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