some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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