I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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