He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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