Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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