Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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