What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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