nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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