i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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