let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
