Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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