Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He felt like a one man threesome
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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