Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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