Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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