that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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