Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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