Sry I called you an 8
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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