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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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