i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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