He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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